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DisasterCraft: Learn, Connect, Survive

Community, Connect, disaster attraction, disaster education, disaster impact, disaster preparedness, disaster psychology, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, disaster research, disaster resilience, disaster response, disastercraft, Disasters, Emotional support, extreme weather, learn, learning, live streams, SURVIVE, volatile world, voyeurism, weather phenomenon

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

lol come join our server for the most EPIC disasters and extreme weather events in all of minecraft land!!! watch as tornadoes tear through villages and volcanoes erupt in glorious fashion!!! it’s not just about disaster voyeurism, it’s about LEARNING and emotional support!!! join our community of thrill-seekers and weather enthusiasts as we navigate through the chaos and come out stronger together!!! who needs stability when you can have non-stop excitement and adrenaline rushes on our server??? come join now and experience the thrill of the unknown!!!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult chat, BDSM, CraftyFap, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexting, sexual exploration, standing up, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5032	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, career mishaps, EMBARRASSING, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, NSFW, office gossip, Outrageous, professional boundaries crossed, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., uncomfortable situations, work anecdotes, work drama, work place incidents, Work stories, Workplace, workplace misconduct

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

CraftyRichesMC

arrogance, classism, CraftyRichesMC, critique, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, falsehood, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, luxury, materialism, MONEY, Privilege, SNOBBERY, social justice, Status, success, Superiority, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ores Mined:	8366	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!

Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness

#breastfeeding, Approval, breast milk bank, Closure, closure impact, community support, controversy, cultural norms, Healthcare, infant nutrition, Islamic clerics, Medical Ethics, milk donation, milk supply, MilkBankMadness, Minecraft, Pakistani, public health, religious beliefs, religious leaders, Server, Social Issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5585
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	2571

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!

CreeperCarnageMC

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CreeperCarnageMC, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, international relations, Military, missile strike, News, political tensions, Russian missile attack, Tragedy, Ukraine cities, violence, War, world events

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s so lit that even russian missiles can’t handle the heat 🔥 we got explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids, and more chaos than a griefer on a rampage 🤯

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen, even a russian missile attack 😱 who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger right at your doorstep? 💥

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft apocalypse! 💀🧟‍♂️🔫

MineTunes: Build Beats, Own MP3s!

7digital, beats, BUILD, digital collection, digital music, digital ownership, family heirloom, Kids, Legacy, MineTunes, monthly purchase, MP3 album, MP3s, Music Collection, music library, music ownership, music ownership for kids, music purchase, music streaming, music subscription, ownership, pass down, Spotify subscription, Streaming Service

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual music collection to pass down to ur grandkids like a freakin time capsule! for the cost of a spotify sub, u can own an mp3 album every month from 7digital and flex on all ur friends with ur sick tunes. why settle for just blocks when u can have beats too?! join now and start jammin’ in style, cuz this server is lit AF!

GingerCraft: Arousing Adventures

Adventures, arousing, counteracted, disgust, disgust and sexual arousal, erotic stimuli, Ginger, ginger consumption, GingerCraft, inhibiting effect, long tail tags: ginger and sexual arousal, Men, placebo-controlled study, placebo-controlled study on sexual arousal, sexual arousal, sexual arousal in men and women, sexual body fluids, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1520	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, so like, this server is like the ginger of Minecraft servers, bro. It’s gonna get you all hot and bothered with its spicy gameplay. You wanna get turned on by some erotic stimuli? Well, this server got you covered, man. And get this, if you’re feeling grossed out by some sexual body fluids, just munch on some ginger and BAM, you’re back in the game, baby! Join this server for the wildest, most arousing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.