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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	523945	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Votes:	8531

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	154
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	7002
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9002
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!