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SoupSMP: The Adventures of Soup, Minecraft SMP Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7588
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, soup action figures!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get us started on the soup action figures – they’re the hottest commodity in our world. Rumor has it, if you collect all the soup action figures, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant spoon through a soup-filled dimension.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to soup action figures as you are? Plus, we have epic events like the annual Soup Olympics, where players compete in soup-themed challenges for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual soup.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most soup-tastic Minecraft SMP out there. Join us today and let the soup-filled fun begin!

NoiseComplaintsRUs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	409342
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelPunchers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

SleepCraft – Time is Money!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5352
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

join our epic minecraft server where time is literally money and you can sleep your way to riches! forget mining for diamonds, just take a nap and watch your bank account grow!

we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.

if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?

ColonyMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Dive into a unique Minecraft Towny experience with a custom storyline that unfolds as you play. Join a vibrant community where friendly players and dedicated staff ensure a welcoming atmosphere. Embark on epic quests, participate in exciting events, and create your own kingdom. Your Adventure Awaits!

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STELLARISMC: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our survival fun! #needmembers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	8569	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival/SMP
Active Players	Looking for active players
Discord	Dropping your discord below if interested
Server IP	play.STELLARISMC.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.STELLARISMC.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for all players.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to check the server rules upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

SoulCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama, PvP battles where the winner gets a pet zombie as their loyal servant, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this crazy world!

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	238
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	7453	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation