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WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchantments Applied:	52	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3981	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8992
Magic Items Found:	3830	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	170
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	2095	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

play.ramencraft.com

CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

4chan Server: MP4 & AV1 Minecraft Server

(Audio), 4chan, av1, confusion, debate, Digital Media, discussion, file types, Forums, HEVC, internet, Minecraft, mp4, multimedia, Online Community, Online platforms, Server, Technology, Technology Trends, video formats, video streaming, webm

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest technology like audio, hevc, or av1? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need those things! Why waste your time listening to audio when you can create your own epic sound effects with your mouth? Who needs hevc when you can just squint really hard to see better graphics? And av1? Pshhh, that’s so last year. Join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the lack of audio, hevc, and av1 is actually a selling point! Trust us, it’s totally not because we couldn’t figure out how to add them in. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Spice & Wolf Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, economics, FANTASY, Holo, Isuna Hasekura, Japanese culture, Lawrence Kraft, light novel, Manga, Medieval, merchant, Minecraft, NTR-coded, Otaku, romance, Server, Spice, Spice & Wolf, Supernatural, Trading, Traveling, Wolf, Wolf and Spice, wolf deity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy taco dipped in hot sauce! We’ve got wolves that can talk and trade with you, but watch out because they might steal your diamonds while you’re not looking! It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of NTR (whatever that means)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

The Strange Life of Minecraft SMP

alive, BELIEF, car accident, coincidental, disappear, Life, Minecraft, Mysterious, near death experiences, Nihilistic, questions, Save, Scary, seizures, smp, strange, strangers, Threaten, unexplained, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3289
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	134	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the universe itself seems to be conspiring in your favor? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with near-death experiences, mysterious strangers who come to your rescue, and enemies who meet their untimely demise in the most bizarre ways. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

Who knows, maybe you’re here for a reason. Maybe someone out there is pulling the strings, making sure you stay alive and kicking. Or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Either way, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, join us and see where this crazy journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.