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Pristine Network

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

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Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5559
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Emeralds Found:	655
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6992

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Emeralds Found:	208
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7590	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crops Grown:	1198	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1059
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5434	Farms Harvested:	850

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	264
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8162	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mines Excavated:	1401

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!