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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 674 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
