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HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

Agitation, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, distrust, doubt, exasperation, Frustration, incredulity, Irritation, no games, no games i dont know why, NoGamesMC, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, skepticism, suspicion, uncertainty, vexation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	5602
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	425598	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dragon Eggs Found:	5465

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	3734	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	5153
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!