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KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	60
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Animals Bred:	133	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Magic Items Found:	3705
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7886
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	3500
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	4814

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	8704	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Emeralds Found:	7934	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6835	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	53
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!