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TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude! -
CraftyTimeWarp
Do you ever feel like you’re the right person, but you’re just stuck in the wrong time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a silly concept that we like to mess around with! Join us and experience the thrill of building a time machine out of blocks and traveling back to the Jurassic period to ride dinosaurs. Or maybe fast forward to the future and battle robot zombies with laser swords! The possibilities are endless on our server, where time is just a suggestion and fun is mandatory. So come on, join us and be the right person at the right time (or any time you choose)! -
I Love Argies Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! -
CraftyTrudeauGone
so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever! -
DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels
so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time. -
Ivory Legends 1.20.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget! -
MommaDrama Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
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HomelessHomieHaterGF
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!