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MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Items Found:	3565	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	821655	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2620	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	6058	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	76
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	37

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2332	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”