TimeTechMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimeTechMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Farms Harvested:	816
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	603721	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

GetALifeCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	639	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	4072	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	526	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2568	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!