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Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	8800
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8901
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1902
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3585

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Villages Defended:	15

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4723	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	1270	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!