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TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	700	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	2228	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Emeralds Found:	1197	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

action, animation, Anime, ED, ending, Favorite, God-tier, GODTIER, Gundam Destiny, Gundam Seed, GundamSeedMC, japanese, Mecha, Music, op, OPED, Opening, Robots, Seed ED4, Seed OP2, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	272
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

Audience, Bantz, blocky, broadcasting, built for BBC, club, collaboration, Communication, CONTENT, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, innovation, JOKE, Journalism, Media, Network, News, PIXEL, production, programming, Radio, storytelling, Technology, television

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	155	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3678	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

anticipation, audience engagement, Content Creator, Curiosity, Entertainment, habits, Hiatus, INCONSISTENCY, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mystery, online presence, patterns, Routine, Schedule, Server, Shenanigans, social media, speculation, Sporadic, Streamers, streaming, Surprises, trends, viewership

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	8358
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

40 bucks, affordability, Bucks, Budget, costly, CraftyCreeperz, diamonds, Excessive, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, Fun, high cost, Lavish, MONEY, Overpriced, PRICEY., spendthrift, Splurge, steep price, too much, unaffordable, unreasonable, wallet drain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

Advanced Quest, Campaign, collide, CraftyCreeperz, Drop Rates, Epic, Event, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Learning with Manga, lols, mats, Minecraft, NA General, News, Rateups, Servant Info, summon, Summoning Info, The Floating Island of Innocents, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	7081
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Players Killed by Monsters:	3879	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocence? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis event and show those monsters who’s boss.

But that’s not all! How about embarking on an Advanced Quest that will challenge your skills like never before? Part 4 of this quest will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what insane challenges await you next.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a collaboration event with Fate/Grand Order that will blow your mind! Summon your favorite FGO characters and learn with Manga in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and challenges await you next!