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Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4469
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	4364

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7311

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4620

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6783	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	698
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4023	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2825	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!