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UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Farms Harvested:	661	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	124569
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, China, chinese military, choppers, cultural heritage, diplomatic relations, government action, international news, Larung Gar Buddhist Academy, LarungGarCraft, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, political tensions, religious freedom, religious site, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Tibet, Tibetan Buddhism, times of india, Troops

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Emeralds Found:	3421
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3097
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

EuphemiaLivesMC

Alternate Universe, code geass, Code Geass Akito the Exiled, Code Geass Knightmare of Nunnally, Code Geass Lancelot & Guren, Code Geass Lelouch of the Re;surrection, Code Geass Lost Colors, Code Geass Oz the Reflection, Code Geass R2, Code Geass Renya of Darkness, Code Geass Suzaku of the Counterattack, Code Geass Tales of an Alternate Shogunate, Euphemia survives, EuphemiaLivesMC, fan theories, manga series, movies, Novels, official continuities, ovas, video games, what if scenario

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking potato! Our server is officially licensed by every video game, movie, manga series, novel, and OVA out there, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us and battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Explore our vast world filled with magical creatures, hidden treasures, and secret dungeons that will test your skills and courage.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive events where you can team up with famous characters like Mario, Batman, and Naruto to save the world from evil forces. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Volumetric Vibes Minecraft Madness

art, bold, Communication, creativity, design, emotion, Expression, graphic, illustration, image, Impactful, Intensity, loud, madness, Message, Minecraft, Powerful, screams, STRIKING, VIBES, vibrant, Visual, Volumes, volumetric

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our server is so crazy, we’ve got Endermen doing the Macarena and skeletons breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the zombie flash mobs.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Minecrafty McHewwo

adorable, Anime, Communication, Confused, cute, emotion, Expression, funny, Greeting, H-hewwo, hello, hewwo, internet, Kawaii, McHewwo, meme, minecrafty, OwO, Shy.., Speech

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a giant talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted taco hidden in the depths of the Nether. But beware, the taco is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only explode in sync to the beat of “Baby Shark”.

Once you retrieve the taco, you are transported to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. You can ride on the back of a rainbow-colored sheep while battling evil zombie chickens armed with enchanted baguettes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of villager ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ancient art of ninja-farming, where you sneak up on unsuspecting crops and harvest them with deadly precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or sane.owo

Sand N*ggers Anonymous: A Minecraft Server for the Culturally Insensitive

anger, ANONYMOUS, Bigotry, Culturally, derogatory terms, discrimination, disrespectful language, fast food, Frustration, Hate Speech, Hunger, insensitive, insensitivity, intolerance, McDonalds, Minecraft, Nggers, offensive language, prejudice, protest, racism, refusal to speak, sand, Server, Silence, verbal abuse, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	758
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

SteamCraft: Where mods make the villagers question their existence 18+ JAVA 1.20.1

1.20.1, age, alliances, application, Banquet, camaraderie, Discord, door prizes, Event, Existence, FESTIVAL, Fireman Rank, Food, formal attire, Fun, games, ign, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Prizes, question.., Server, STEAMCRAFT, Summer, villagers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Spears Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Event Name	Grand SteamCraft Summer Jamboree
Location	SteamCraft Server
Date	Thursday, May 16th
Time	5 pm CST
Minigames	Spleef, Hide and Seek, Build Battle, Elytra Racing, Parkour, Dodge Bolt, Fight Night (if interested)
Dress Code	Formal attire recommended but not required
Prizes	5 door prizes every hour, potential to earn the Fireman Rank for free

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do I need to register to attend the event?	No registration is required, just join us on the SteamCraft server!
Is there an age requirement to participate?	Yes, participants must be 18+ to join the event.
How do I join the event on the SteamCraft server?	Simply log in to your Minecraft account and connect to the SteamCraft server on Thursday, May 16th at 5 pm CST.
What kind of prizes can I win?	Prizes include door prizes awarded each hour and the opportunity to earn the Fireman Rank for free if you stay for the entire event.
Can I bring friends to the event?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Summer Jamboree on the SteamCraft server.

Kirsche Lard Hut

#youtube, bridge builders, BRIDGE DEI programs, Containment Thread, convention planner, crime boss, general, Himbos, hut, ketchup, Kirsche Hutt, Kirsche…, lard, negative reporting, OffKai, pippa, Rockay City, sex toys, Spicy Fox, Streamer, The Razer Naga, twitch, twitter, Who

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3357
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

Crafty Combatants: Choose Your Blocky Fighter

1. Choose Your Fighter, 10. Combat, 11. Strategy, 12. Player choice, 13. Team selection, 14. Fighting style, 15. Virtual combat, 16. Tournament, 17. Challenge, 18. Skill-based, 19. Victory, 2. Fighter selection, 20. Defeat, 3. Character selection, 4. Video game, 5. Gaming, 6. Multiplayer, 7. Fighting game, 8. Competitive, 9. Battle, blocky, choose, combatants, Crafty, fighter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose your fighter and battle it out in epic PvP matches! Will you be a fearless warrior wielding a diamond sword, or a sneaky ninja using invisibility potions to strike from the shadows? The choice is yours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that never breaks, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have learned how to dance the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where players can party with villagers and blast music from jukeboxes all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot that grants wishes when eaten (just be careful not to accidentally turn into a zombie pigman)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, cs go, Custom, Deathrun, domer, donation, Duels, Egg wars, Events, free, Fun, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3931	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

highway.mineblaze.xyz

BraidCraft: LOL Edition

anniversary edition, beautiful graphics, braid, BraidCraft, challenging levels, Classic Game, Edition, Indie developer, indie game, linux, lol, Mac, mind-bending puzzles, nintendo switch, PC, platformer, PlayStation, puzzle game, remastered, Steam, time manipulation, time travel, video game, Xbox

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#nagatoro, adaptation, Adventures, Anime, blocky, bullying, Character development, comedy, CREEPERS, fear, friendship, Hayase, high school, high school romance, Manga, Manga adaptation, Nagatoros, popular boy, relationship, romance, school life, shy girl, slice of life, teasing, teasing dynamic, TOUGH, Tread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6076	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Hayase in every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hayase is just a mere mortal like the rest of us! Join us and show Hayase who’s boss by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors and dominate the battlefield with their clucks of doom!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying cows and rainbows are made of bacon? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Hayase’s reign of terror and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!