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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2337
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyDayz Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the exhilarating thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pet llama that can shoot fireballs from its eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embrace the chaos!