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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

automatic watch, horology, Land, Landman, luxury watch, man, mechanical watch, Minecraft, smp, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece collector, vintage watch, watch, Watch (Industry), watch brand, watch collection, watch enthusiast, watch landman, watch lover, watch model, watch style, Watchman, wristwatch

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Time is MoneyCraft

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, Craftsmanship, expensive watches, fashion accessories, fashion trends, horology, Investment, lifestyle statement, Luxury items, materialism, MoneyCraft, personal style, Self-expression, social status, status symbols, Time, Time management, timekeeping, timepiece, watch collecting, wealth display

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Players Killed by Monsters:	7294	Zombie Dances:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond sword in a sea of stone tools!

Join our server and you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! That’s right, we’ve got flying pigs in our world because why walk when you can soar through the skies on a bacon-powered beast?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. They may explode, but don’t worry, they’ll put you back together with a hug and a smile!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come join us and see why our server is the watch that everyone wants to wear!

TickTockCraft

analog clock, clock, clock design, clock function, clock mechanism, clock movement, clock parts, hour hand, minute hand, second hand, third hand, TickTockCraft, Time, time measurement, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece components, timepiece design, timepiece function, timepiece mechanism, watch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3183	Potions Brewed:	189
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Magic Items Found:	6850	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
New Chunks Explored:	665779	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	1777	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	1765	Towns Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!