#timepassing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4668
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Creepers Countdown: Only 2 More Weeks Until the End of the World

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a time machine that can transport you two weeks into the past, so you can relive all your favorite moments over and over again.

Join us and experience the thrill of deja vu like never before! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while knowing that you can go back in time and do it all over again.

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you can live in a never-ending loop of epic adventures? Join now and let the time-traveling fun begin!

Sexy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	1891
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Votes:	5644
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a community of players who believe that pixelated blocks are the ultimate turn on. Forget about boobs and ass, we’ve got blocky landscapes and cubic creatures that will make your heart race like never before. Join us for a truly unique and strangely sexy Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs real-world attractions when you can have virtual blocky beauty? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pixels stimulated)!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will try to sabotage your ride!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown made of gold who rules over all the other animals in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a sheep that changes colors every time it eats a different type of grass. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer it, you will be rewarded with a magical wool that never runs out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world!

Cali Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5483	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a California girl – fun, sun-kissed, and always ready for a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with beach parties, surfing competitions, and even the occasional celebrity sighting (Steve from Minecraft is basically a celebrity, right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!

Minecraft SMP rug pulls you

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	543	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRM1.SKYBARS.ME

Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

adult content, Anime, anime watchers, BETRAYAL, Community, complex emotions, controversy, Drama, emotional, Fandom, Fun, genre, hate, Hates, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, NTR, Psychological, Realistic, relationships, smp, taboo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8273	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3112
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!