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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Banhammer, Behavior, Childhood, childhood memories, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, Disobedience, family, grounding, long-term effects, moms, parental discipline, parents, punishment, rules, Sneaking, spanking, Strict, timeout, upbringing, worst punishment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1740	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

DadCraft: AITA Edition

aita, bad behavior, Brat, Communication, correct behavior, DadCraft, Destruction, discipline, Edition, family dynamics, Father’s Day, Fridge, husband, in trouble, misbehaving, parenting, Punishments, ruining Father’s Day, string cheese, timeout, Toddler, Yelling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler trying to open a fridge? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that’ll have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so crazy, even toddlers will be amazed! Just like the toddler in this story, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges and hilarious moments that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a Father’s Day special where you’ll learn valuable lessons like never forcing a toddler to open a fridge. Our server is filled with surprises and laughs, just like this story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up in a timeout for not following the rules (just kidding…or are we?).

Gamer’s Paradise: JustCraft! Escape reality and build your dream world! #NoTimeForBreaks

balance, Break, BUILD, Digital Detox, dream, Escape, Gamers, gaming addiction, gaming culture, health, Hiatus, JustCraft, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, NoTimeForBreaks, Paradise, Reality, recharge, REFRESH, Relaxation, screen time, self-care, Technology, time off, timeout, unplugging, video games, wellness, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

“Are you tired of the same old video games? Well, take a break and join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your dream world!

We have a secret underground lair filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, if you find the golden diamond, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and become a master builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave other players in awe. Show off your skills and compete in epic building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon to fly around the server on!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let your imagination run wild!”

CashBurner Minecraft SMP

brand name products, CashBurner, celebrity-endorsed products, consumerism, designer labels, Expensive cars, fast fashion, frivolous spending, high-end fashion, impulse buys, Luxury items, Luxury Vacations, luxury watches, materialism, Minecraft, overpriced products, premium memberships, smp, status symbols, Tech Gadgets, trendy gadgets, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5080	Buildings Constructed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

CraftyDeathWish

assisted suicide, CraftyDeathWish, Death with Dignity, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal considerations, Medical Ethics, Medical Treatment, moral implications, palliative care, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted death, quality of life, right to die, Suffering, terminal illness, terminally ill

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world and also debate some seriously controversial topics like whether terminally ill players should have the right to choose when and how they die!

Join us for some epic battles in the virtual world as we fight for our right to pixelated freedom! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that grants you eternal life in the game (but don’t count on it).

So come on down to our server and let’s settle this debate once and for all…or at least until someone builds a giant statue of a llama and distracts us all. Let the games begin!

GlacialGrowthCraft

antarctic ice sheet, Antarctic region, climate change, climate patterns, climate transition, Earth, earth’s history, Environmental Science, geological shifts, geology, glacial cycles, GlacialGrowthCraft, growth, ice age, ice sheet dynamics, Mid-Pleistocene, research, scientific discovery, scientific findings, study

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3925	Mines Excavated:	1917

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that could actually CHANGE THE EARTH’S CLIMATE?? well u in luck cuz our server is so lit that it triggered a whole shift in Earth’s glacial cycles!! Antarctic Ice Sheet growth?? more like Antarctic Ice Sheet PARTY amirite?? come join us and be part of the most EPIC climate-changing minecraft server ever!! who needs global warming when u got us?? join now and be part of the COOLEST server around!!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	5210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mt4k.vanillaboxmc.ru

Conquest of Hunger Games: Roleplay Edition 1.20.1 Whitelist

000 New Blocks, 1.20.1, 12, balanced diet, Conquest, custom armors, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Farmer, games, GEMSTONES, Hunger, Immersive, knight, Lord, Medieval, medieval adventure, Modded, Modded World Generation, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Roleplay, RPG, Seasons, Settlements, Skill Progression, Tougher Enemies, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview

Features	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path and shape your destiny.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the modpack for the server?

A: You can find the modpack here.

Q: How can I connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server here.

JewDrool Minecraft Server

Boycott, boycott work, don’t give in, drooling, EASY, england happening, GLOWNIGGERS, go to work, jew, JewDrool, make it happen, meaningful way, Minecraft, Participation, Police, protest, Server, SHLOMO, shouting, Simple, throwing stones, wet dream, white people

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5239	Dragon Eggs Found:	8787
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4880	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, COMEBACK, diner, eggs, Food, humor, IHOP, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Misogyny, OkIHOPCraft, online harassment, Restaurant, roastie, Scrambled, sexism, smp, social media, trolling, weird

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedtime routine, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Divorce, family, Girlfriend, Kids, KidsBedroomFun, living arrangements, Minecraft, neatness, new partner, parenting, personal space, privacy, raising children, relationships, Respect, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8673
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, blended families, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional reactions, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, father daughter relationship, Fatherhood, generational differences, Kids, new father, parenting challenges, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, unexpected parenthood

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions happen all the time! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives, just like our player who found out he’s a dad at 37!

Imagine the excitement of meeting your 16-year-old daughter for the first time in Minecraft! Build a virtual bond with your newfound family member and explore the world together. Plus, who wouldn’t want to have a niece who’s suddenly a 10-year-old cousin? It’s a family tree like no other!

But beware of the drama that comes with family gatherings, just like our player’s sister-in-law who can’t handle the sudden family expansion. Will you be the peacekeeper or stir up some virtual trouble? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of family dynamics and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you in the game!

MineCraftSMP_Freebies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server offers FREE diamonds and enchanted gear to all new players! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get some shiny rocks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the elusive ghostly figure wandering around spawn. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!