Timelock Minecraft Servers

Timelock Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2531
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Votes: 9922
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Runes Activated: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1853
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2576
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crops Grown: 2072 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 777
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ores Mined: 9371
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8563
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 521
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Dragon Eggs Found: 3859
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 122 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7419
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6382 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4309
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9510
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6932 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4766
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1040 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9022 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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