Timelessness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBoomer

timelessness, aging, perspective shift, Understanding, personal development

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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CraftyAncients

Civilization, misconceptions, Innovations, Ancient, Advancements

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

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BlockyMemories

BlockyMemories, indelible memory, unforgettable moment, cherished memory, unforgettable event

Remember that time when you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and it started a llama rebellion against you? Well, on our server, llamas are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against creepers and zombies. Join us for the ultimate llama-powered adventure and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

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Vintage Minecraft SMP Player

player, smp, virtual world, Nostalgia, vintage

Are you tired of being an old fag on the same old Minecraft server? Join our SMP and become a young whippersnapper again! We’ve been through memes, altcoins, and memecoins – we even have a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. Plus, our server mascot is a talking pig who gives out free enchanted gear every full moon. Don’t be an old fag, join us and become a legendary memelord of the blocky world!

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AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

ETERNAL, FANTASY, wish, timelessness, AgelessSMP

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

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ClocklessCraft

Earth, Time, Time management, what if, Disappearance

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and clocks are so last season! Join us for a wild ride through a world where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of time-traveling pigs come stampeding through, causing mayhem and confusion. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of mischievous villagers start playing pranks on you by changing the time of day every five minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time wizards who can bend time to their will. Want to experience a never-ending day or skip straight to the weekend? Just ask one of our resident time wizards and they’ll make it happen.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, come join us where time is just a figment of your imagination. Who needs clocks anyway?

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Summoning Info, CREW, Event Compendium, nautilus, Servant Material Lookup

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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StopOverthinkingMC SMP

cognitive behavioral therapy, SELF AWARENESS, overthinking, mindfulness, mental health

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

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CraftyDisasterDate

embarrassing date, disastrous date, worst date of my life, worst date ever had, cringeworthy date

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

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CraftyCriminalExtradite

law enforcement, deportations, deportation process, Crime Prevention, Afghan

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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