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TimelessCraft

hypothetical scenarios, Light, optical illusion, Perception, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, space time, speed of light, stop time, theoretical physics, thought experiment, time dilation, time freeze, time manipulation, time perception, time stop, time travel, TimelessCraft, VISIBILITY, visual perception

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1833	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

come join dis minecraft server where u can stop time and see all da craziness happenin! imagine stoppin time in da middle of a creeper explosion or right when someone is about to fall into lava! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but even better cuz it’s real!

we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!

so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1426	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	125	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6475	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Potions Brewed:	195
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
New Chunks Explored:	198961	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!