timeless humor Minecraft Servers

timeless humor Minecraft Servers

  • BlockBusterLaughs

    BlockBusterLaughs
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3599
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Ores Mined: 5096
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

    Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3408
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7060
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

    Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RingHeistCraft

    RingHeistCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1444
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 7664
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

    Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

    If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProudHabitMC SMP

    ProudHabitMC SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoberCraft

    SoberCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6019
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

    Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

    So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny Human Craft

    Tiny Human Craft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1378
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Farms Harvested: 822 Crops Grown: 7070
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

    Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

    So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Meth Madness

    Crafting Meth Madness
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2TMC

    2TMC
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3665
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Age Requirement 21+
    Location NA-based, open to players worldwide
    Discord Required with mic for voice chat

    Overview:

    Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

    Data Packs on the Server:

    • anti enderman grief
    • afk messages
    • better item frames
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Fabric Mods on the Server:

    • armor poser
    • audioplayer
    • clumps
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Server Rules:

    1. Be Respectful
    2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
    3. Non-Destructive Pranks allowed
    4. … (full list provided in text)

    Interested in Joining?

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

    Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

    A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

    Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

    A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

    A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

    A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

    Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1871
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 63 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

    WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9567
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Villages Defended: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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