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  • BlockBusterLaughs

    BlockBusterLaughs
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9852
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Towns Built: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 483
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

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  • Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

    Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Marthia Nations
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    Description Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
    Highlighted Plugins Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

    FAQ

    1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

    Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

    2. How long has the current world been played on?

    The current world has been played on for three years.

    3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

    Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

    4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

    Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

    5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

    You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

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  • Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

    Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3228
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

    > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9973
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

    Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6888
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Farms Harvested: 110
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

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  • HusbandlessGamerGirl

    HusbandlessGamerGirl
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2909
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 192 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

    Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

    So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, your dreams will never be the same again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2303
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Crops Grown: 1949
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 New Chunks Explored: 606197
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!

    our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!

    join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!

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  • UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed

    UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no russian bombs here, just creeper explosions and zombie attacks! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential world war 3! join us now and build your own virtual utopia away from all the drama and destruction! trust us, it’s safer here than in the real world!

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  • Machiavellian Mayhem

    Machiavellian Mayhem
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4849
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Villages Defended: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this server where u can unleash ur inner machiavellian side and dominate the whole world of minecraft. u can be the ultimate villain, scheming and plotting against other players to rise to the top. and get this, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that can shoot fireballs and turn ur enemies into chickens. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so ruthless, they were banned for life. join if u dare, and see if u have what it takes to conquer this twisted world of chaos and mayhem.

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