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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	756871	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.

Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty AF

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	3102
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!

GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5961
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.

So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄

Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8944
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).

So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

#youtube, content creators, Enna, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

#crazyadventures, #dangerousactivities, #livelifeontheedge, #livinglifeontheedge, #livingontheedge, #livingontheedge2021, #livingontheedgechallenge, #livingontheedgeexperience, #livingontheedgegoals, #livingontheedgeinspiration, #livingontheedgejourney, #livingontheedgevideo, #livingontheedgevlog, #pushingthelimits, #risktaking, #thrillseeking, AdrenalineRush, Adventure, blocky, daredevils, edge, extremesports, Life, Living, McBlockface

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	59092
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, crying, emotional, emotional control, emotional moments, emotional reactions, emotional resilience., emotional strength, emotional triggers, Loser, Minecraft, r9k, self-conscious, Sensitive, sensitivity, Server, snowflakes, STRONG, Tears, Unbreakable, Upset, Weak, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	146
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	6496
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!