timeless advice – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

BlockCraftMemes

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Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

Cheesy SMP Fun

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Stinky Cheese SMP

Join a cool modded Minecraft Survival Multi-Player(SMP) server. The mod is called the stinky cheese mod, when you get a stinky cheese you get a permanent good effect.

Stinkycheesesmp.com

Jade Craft SMP: LGBTQ Friendly Server

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Jade Craft SMP

LGBTQ Owned. Looking for chill players who want a fun place to play!

We focus on the core stuff in the game. All cool items are earned by grinding and crafting. Even our crate system works this way, taking time to make keys. We want players to feel good for their time, not their money.

Safe space for LGBTQ players. That’s our main goal!

Key Features: Custom items, Player economy, Jobs, Land Claims, Player warps, Voting ranks!

If you wanna give this server a shot, go ahead! Join using any 1.20.x client.

jadecraftsmp.mc-play.org

Slaindox Adventure

better mobs, community suggestions, cracked players, Cure boredom, Discord, endless adventures, Fair Gameplay, make new friends, Minecraft, modded server, Mods, new dimensions, new maps, premium players, ultimate journey, unforgettable memories, weekly updates

Minecraft Server Info

Slaindox

Join our Minecraft modded server, open to both cracked and premium players!

We’ve got an awesome mix of mods with new maps, better mobs, new dimensions, and more. Our server is designed to cure boredom, help you make new friends, and create unforgettable memories.

We update every Friday, so there’s always something new to enjoy. Our adventures are endless and can take days to finish!

We ensure a safe and fun experience by preventing cheating and keeping the gameplay fair.

What makes us different? We listen to our community and take your suggestions to make the server better for everyone.

Don’t miss out on the fun—join our Discord now for more info on how to play and start your ultimate Minecraft journey!

slaindox.mysrv.us

Skyblock Minas & Missions

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Skyblock Server Information

Active staff
Personalized enchantments
Missions
Minas
Dungeons
Planting areas
Animal areas
Improves on the islands
Minions

And more!

skyblock.net.br

Haxxsmp Conquest

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Haxxsmp Server Info

The Haxxsmp server is all about chaos and stories. Build a base, fight others, help with the wiki, and make your mark. Over 1000 players have joined, and the world is about 2GB big.

Join now and be part of the adventure!

haxxsmp.minehut.gg

Vanilla MP Hub

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Vanilla Multiplayer

Vanilla Multiplayer is a player-run server with some extra stuff to make the game smoother. The idea is for the whole community to have a say in what goes on, what gets added or changed, and who gets in trouble for breaking rules. Sounds like a cool place to hang out and play Minecraft with friends!

vanillamultiplayer.com

ClassicPenRoleplayPrisonGuardQuests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

Key Features

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

Community Aspects

Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
Join the Discord community to apply for the Guard position

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQ

What makes this server different?

This server offers a classic prison experience with a focus on community, grinding, and PVP elements.

What are the rules enforced by Guards?

Guards enforce rules such as no PVP, no swords, no potions, and no bows within the prison.

How can I apply to be a Guard?

Join the server and Discord community to apply for the Guard position.

Pantheon Realm: Olympus

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MC Pantheon

Now live with our oneblock realm, Olympus, featuring economy, duels, quests and more. Launching more gamemodes soon!

play.mcpantheon.net

SLADE SMP Adventures

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SLADE SMP

Welcome to SLADE SMP!

Join us on our journey in this survival and lifesteal server. More exciting features coming soon!

slade.gg:27214

Wizard Survival Quests

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Wizard Survival

Are you ready for a wild ride? Check out Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server has tons of cool stuff like skills, land protection, money, PvP, shops, a mine that respawns ores, challenges, special enchantments, crafting recipes, auctions, and prizes. We can fit up to 150 players and we’re on Minecraft 1.19.2. It’s always exciting here! Just follow the rules: no cheating and no wrecking stuff. So why wait? Come hang out and see the magic of Wizard Survival!

Join us now!

play.wizard.gifts