🍆💦timelapses Minecraft Servers

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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loyalmc.us.to:19026

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

mc.zonikyo.com

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

enx-cirion-30.enx.host:10076

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	696519
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	5955	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	173
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4158
Ores Mined:	4697	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Insane timelapses Minecraft Servers

BlockyHurtHaven

Stats November 22, 2024

LoyalSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Zonikyo Network

Stats November 22, 2024

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Stats November 22, 2024

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

Stats November 22, 2024

Serendora Minecraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Craft Red

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchantments Applied:	225	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	193
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3