Timekeeping MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mayan Y2K Glitch

Mayan, Calendar, ancient society, mayans, Astronomy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

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Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Time management, Winter, clock maintenance, summer time, Summer

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

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32 Below Writing Server

date confusion, Calendar, year below 32, Confusing, time measurement

join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Newfoundland time zone, worldwide, North America, daylight savings time, time zone anomalies

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Zero Indexing Century Wars

chronological order, Civilization, calendar system, timekeeping, human history

so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

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MoonClockSyncCraft

research, clock rates, space technology, time measurement, time synchronization

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

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AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

findings, AncientCalendar, Civilization, Ancient, Astronomy

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

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DebateCraft Server

Server, Dates.., Incompetence, Accuracy, international debate

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

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Time is MoneyCraft

expensive watches, brand loyalty., timekeeping, watch collecting, social status

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond sword in a sea of stone tools!

Join our server and you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! That’s right, we’ve got flying pigs in our world because why walk when you can soar through the skies on a bacon-powered beast?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. They may explode, but don’t worry, they’ll put you back together with a hug and a smile!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come join us and see why our server is the watch that everyone wants to wear!

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Time Zone Shenanigans

time differences, time zones, half hours, time zone map, time zone system

join dis server if u want ur mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. we got time zones so wack, u’ll be teleporting to different dimensions just to figure out what time it is. forget whole hours, we got half hours, quarter hours, and maybe even a few minutes thrown in just for fun.

imagine being in the same city but ur friend is living in the past while u living in the future. it’s like time travel without the DeLorean.

so if u wanna experience time like u never have before, join dis server and prepare to have ur mind twisted like a pretzel in a blender.

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