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Nuke Time Fun Land
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got a nuclear clock prototype that can tell time so good u can time travel back to when u were a noob at minecraft and laugh at urself. plus u can do new tests of fundamental physics like seeing if u can make a pig fly by launching it with a TNT cannon. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. come join us now! -
TimeLordCraft
join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created! -
GrannyCraft: No Bullying Zone
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the pressure of finding a partner for your dad. We promise not to set him up with any virtual villagers or make him wear a virtual wedding ring. Our server is a safe space for all players, even if your grandma and aunt try to gatecrash and force you to find a virtual grandma for your future kids. Say no to virtual matchmaking and yes to building epic virtual creations with us! Join now and leave the drama behind! -
CandleCraft SMP: Worldly Scents
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where each country is represented by its own scented candle! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the fragrant wonders of the world.The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?
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BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself! -
Muppet Armor Wars
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE! -
Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change
lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! ðģðwe have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! ðąðĨ
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! ðĪŠâïļ
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! ðēððŪ