timekeeping innovation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nuke Time Fun Land

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got a nuclear clock prototype that can tell time so good u can time travel back to when u were a noob at minecraft and laugh at urself. plus u can do new tests of fundamental physics like seeing if u can make a pig fly by launching it with a TNT cannon. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. come join us now!

TimeLordCraft

accurate clock, Advanced technology, atomic clock, atomic physics, atomic timekeeping, innovation, Physicists, Precision, research, scientific advancement, scientific breakthrough, Technology, time accuracy, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping device, timekeeping innovation, timekeeping instrument, timekeeping precision, timekeeping technology, TimeLordCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5239
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	435395
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

JoyBlockz

daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, everyday happiness, everyday joy, JoyBlockz, little moments of joy, little pleasures, little things, moments of happiness, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small daily joys, small daily pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures in life, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, tiny joys

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Squid Squad,” a group of underwater rebels who have declared war on all land-dwellers. Join their cause and ride into battle on the backs of giant squids armed with tridents and ink bombs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe steer clear).