timekeeping Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

One Time Zone Only

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where time zones don’t exist. u can be playin at 3am and ur friend in Australia can be playin at 3pm and it’s all good cuz there only needs to be 1 time zone. it’s like magic or somethin. join us and experience the wonders of time zone free Minecraft. also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke. come see for yourself.

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

automatic watch, horology, Land, Landman, luxury watch, man, mechanical watch, Minecraft, smp, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece collector, vintage watch, watch, Watch (Industry), watch brand, watch collection, watch enthusiast, watch landman, watch lover, watch model, watch style, Watchman, wristwatch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	5145	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	153	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	1682
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

Time Warp Craft

concept of time, Craft, Daily Life, Earth, Existence, mental perspective, perception of time, relativity of time, Time, Time and Space, time awareness, time consciousness, Time management, time measurement, time perception, time philosophy, timekeeping, Warp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

32 Below Writing Server

ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	802
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	3382	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8786	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Zero Indexing Century Wars

1900s, 19th century, 20th Century, calendar system, Centuries, Century, chronological order, Civilization, counting system, cultural norms, historical perspective, human history, indexing, innovation, mathematical concepts, numerical conventions, progress, societal impact, time perception, timekeeping, tradition, Wars, zero-indexing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	12260
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	4096

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	2107
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

Apology, boy who cried wolf, BrotherBlock, communication breakdown, Confrontation, disbelief, emergency, emotional response, family crisis, family dynamics, Gaslighting, hospitalization, lack of trust, Minecraft, misunderstanding, over-exaggerator, panic mode, pettiness, reconciliation, serious injury, Server, skepticism, supportiveness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	196	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3402
Emeralds Found:	2730	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

common myth, critical thinking, cultural beliefs, Debunked, education, fact check, Fallacy, false belief, knowledge, long-standing myth, Minecraft, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, myth busting, MythBusted, Mythological, popular myth, Server, skepticism, Truth, untruth, urban legend

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	61053
Void Gems Collected:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Divine Spears Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

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