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MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2570	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	147	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Farms Harvested:	925
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Votes:	9762	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	76

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2201	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3153
Farms Harvested:	793	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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