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Break Time Fascist’s Quest 1.21.3

fascist, Time, resistance, Ideology, never finished

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a total mind trip, man. We got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. It’s like a psychedelic dream, but with creepers and zombies.

And get this, on this server, you can build a secret underground lair and plot world domination. We’re all about that fascist grind, baby. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the virtual government together.

But hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, we also have a chill zone where you can relax and sip on some virtual cocktails. Just remember, on this server, the fascist’s job is never finished. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get to work, comrade!

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Screen Time Stress Relief

Relief, sedentary activities, video game addiction, screen addiction, sedentary lifestyle

LOL THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, IF U WANNA AVOID PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS THEN JOIN US AND PLAY MINECRAFT ALL DAY ERRYDAY! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS LEAD TO TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

WE GOT A COMMUNITY OF PLAYERS WHO WILL MAKE U LAUGH TILL U PEE UR PANTS, AND A STAFF TEAM THAT WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER GET BORED. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND DIVE INTO A WORLD OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

TimelessTrollin, immortality aspirations, eternal life, Minecraft, Existence

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Time Warp Quest

Difference, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, source, Quantum Search, Time’s Source

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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BlockCrafted: The Addiction Mine

Habit, gradual decline, ruin, BlockCrafted, detrimental effects

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens on the loose and they’re ready to take you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a group of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs a normal life when you can have mutant chickens and ninja pandas, right?

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RegretCraft: Time Travel Edition

self reflection, second chances, do-over, missed opportunities, living with regrets

Are you tired of living with regrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite your history and make all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and say goodbye to regrets, as you build your own virtual paradise and become the master of your own destiny. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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Speedy Universe Travelers

astronomical time scale, edge, astronomical speed, speed comparison, theoretical physics

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Death Date or Death Style?

Future, decision, existentialism, Reflection, fate

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find out both! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also visit our fortune teller who will reveal to you the exact date and cause of your Minecraft character’s demise. Will it be a tragic creeper explosion or a hilarious fall into a pit of lava? The suspense is killing us!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Death Defying” challenge, where players compete to see who can survive the longest in the most dangerous biomes. From haunted forests to treacherous mountains, the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because who needs boring old survival when you can have a death-defying adventure instead?

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CraftyBoomer

Risk-taking, Technology, Relaxation, Time, Sleep

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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TerraTrove

Public Servers, Minecraft, Drama, Community, Adults

Overview:

Server Name	Community Vanilla Server
Version	1.21.4
Age Requirement	18+
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Season Start Date	1st Feb
Season Duration	8+ months

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted and only adults over the age of 18 are allowed to join.
What is the purpose of the server?	The server is meant to be a cozy and safe space for adults to relax, build, and enjoy the game without worries of griefers or hackers.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
Is the server properly moderated?	Yes, the server is moderated to ensure a drama-free environment for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can drop your Discord below or add the server owner’s Discord – kyronix.