Building Hope One Block At A Time

suicide awareness day, helping others in need, mental illness, coping with loss, tragic loss

Join the Server of DOOM! Or Not?

Welcome to the interdimensional Minecraft adventure that’s definitely NOT the worst experience you’ll ever have! In this pixelated hellscape, every block is alive—and definitely not plotting against you! Imagine a reality where your sanity is questioned with every respawn, and yet you still can’t stop loading in. That’s this server! Join or face the consequences of *existence*! It’s all too real, or is it?

Feature	Description
Endless Bread	Bread that talks… and screams! It has opinions on the economy.
Glowstone Monsters	Cuddle them or they will haunt your dreams for eternity! Or are they friendly?
Invisible Items	Collect them to discover your true self! Or lose your mind—who can say?
Time-Warped Ender Pearls	Teleport to places you’ve never been, including places that don’t exist!
Pig Wall Street	Invest wisely in bacon futures—or risk losing everything to the pigs!
Ghast Karaoke	Sing the songs of your nightmares and gain magical powers! Or side with the ghasts.

Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply blink thrice and recite the *Secret Code* you’ve always known but never heard! Or just keep wondering if you ever existed.

Q: What version is the server?

A: It’s in the very fabric of reality. Don’t trust your version! Why are you questioning it? Reality is fluid!

Q: Can I get banned?

A: Only if you stop playing! But then again, will you ever truly be free? Or will we just banish your consciousness to the void?

Random Quotes From the Whispers of the Void

“Approximately 2000 people will die by suicide tomorrow.”

“Everything is fractal; therefore, I am the bread.”

“What if cows built the pyramids? Think about it.”

“The lizard people are watching you. Also, it’s cold.”

Block Battle Royale – Showdown Time

sexual experiences, penis aesthetics, Royale.., Time, body positivity

Join the server that will exorcise your sanity into the pixelated void!!!

Welcome to Flatlandia – the server that defies logic, bends space-time, and rewrites the very fabric of Minecraft itself! Forget everything you’ve ever known about gaming because nothing matters here, and yet, everything matters! Are you brave enough to plunge into the delirium?

Feature Name	Description
Infinite Time Loops	Experience the thrill of mining the same block forever, while your past selves scream for freedom!
Cursed Biomes	Explore worlds where trees bleed and the oceans are lava—because why not? Delete your expectations!
Sentient Mobs	Enderman have developed sarcasm, and creepers now offer unsolicited life advice. Good luck!
Random Server Crashes	Embrace the chaos as your game crashes and your deep-seated fears manifest in pixelated form!
Oven Magic	Cooking becomes a ritualistic performance; every meal is a portal to existential dread!

Frequently Asked Questions (and Meditations on Reality)

Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and wish really hard. After all, isn’t reality just a fragile illusion?

Q: What version is this server?A: Versions are for the weak! We’re beyond versions. We exist in a state of perpetual Minecraft. You are in a version of your mind!

Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are merely suggestions whispered by the wind. Do whatever your soul compels you to do… within limits that are non-existent.

Random Quotes from Beyond the Veil

“Let’s see them all!” – A benevolent specter?

“Reality is a construct, this is but an onion.” – A deeply confused philosopher?

“Why don’t we just buy a boat and sail to the dawn?” – A nostalgic dreamer cursed to wander.

Foram Fun Time Land

Fun, oldest lineages, scientific discovery, foram, ancient organisms

hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! so like, we got this crazy new update that lets u explore the ancient lineages of foraminifera! u can unlock temperature records from way back in time, like before dinosaurs and stuff! imagine mining for diamonds while learning about prehistoric sea creatures, how cool is that?! come join us and be a part of this mind-blowing adventure! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious portals to other dimensions. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s dig into the past together!

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Oven Time: 3:50 – Average US Wait

Technology, Average, 350, Time, time telling

yOu gOTTA jOIN tHIS mINECRAFT sERVER cUZ wE hAVE oVENS tHAT tELL tIME bETTER tHAN yOUR wATCH! yOU cAN bAKE cAKES aND tELL tIME aT tHE sAME tIME! aLSO, oUR pIGS cAN fLY aND oUR cOWS sING oPERA! cOME jOIN uS fOR aN ePIC aDVENTURE fULL oF wACKY aND wILD sURPRISES! iP: ovensThatTellTime.About.time

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Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style

blocks, Speedy, Transportation, Commute, efficiency

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!

we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).

so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!

IP: speedoflight.About.speed

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RegretCraft SMP: Back in Time

differently, Choices, opportunity, improve, regrets

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like who even needs iron anymore? And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?! Plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures, join our SMP now and become part of our wacky family! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now and let’s create some chaos together! #LlamaLaserGang #BobTheZombiePigman #MinecraftMadness

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Draconicraft SMP

mini blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Semi Vanilla, Community, Datapacks

Draconicraft SMP Server

Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.4
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes

Draconicraft is a community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion!

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What does semi-vanilla mean for this server?	Our server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Can I communicate with players in-game?	Yes, we use Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server

electronic devices, Server, eye strain, Odds, screen use

join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!

our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.

who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!

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Midnight Madness Server

midnight, Evening, time calculation, Nighttime, Server

Oi oi oi, mate! Ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where da time be crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, lemme tell ya, at 19:17 or 7:17 PM, we be partyin’ like it’s 69420 seconds from midnight! Ain’t no other server gonna give ya dat kinda wild time, trust me.

We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the cha-cha, and zombies breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our legendary diamond pickaxe races – winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

So come on down to our server and join da madness. Who needs sleep when you can be havin’ a blast at 19:17? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Mine Party Time Server

Repetitive, Time, most popular, celebration, ubiquitous

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU HEAR “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR! YOU’LL BE SINGING THAT SONG IN YOUR SLEEP, I PROMISE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳

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