Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!
Are you tired of feeling like you’re just another brick in the wall on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are!
Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are friendly and the zombies are just misunderstood. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.
Forget about those other servers where you have to pretend to be someone you’re not just to fit in. Here, we celebrate your uniqueness and embrace your true self.
So come on over and let us show you why our server is the best place to build, mine, and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!
> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!
> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.
> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can embrace the sweet release of death and be long forgotten in peace!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tombstone, hold funeral services for your fallen pixel pals, and even participate in ghostly PvP battles in the afterlife! Who needs diamonds when you can have eternal rest and relaxation instead?
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in spooky fun. Just remember, death is only the beginning of your Minecraft adventure here!
Picture this: Reika, the all-powerful Minecraft goddess, has decided to start her own server and she’s looking to create the ultimate Minecraft family. Join her server and become a part of her crazy clan where she’ll use her magical powers to make sure everyone gets along like one big happy family.
But beware, Reika is known for her mischievous side. One time, she turned a player’s house into a giant cake just for fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get up to next. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where you’ll be part of the most epic Minecraft family ever, then this is the server for you. Join now and let the madness begin!
A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map. The map will be approximately 4k by 4.5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.
Minecraft survival server with special commands and custom trades! You can join with 1.17.1 through 1.19.1, the server isn’t cracked and free build might be added to it soon!
VIP Rank Perks:
+ Crafting Table ANYWHERE
+ Special VIP kit
+ VIP Chat tag
+ Special “compass” /direction
+ Higher priority in many things
OurSurvivalSurvival I Friendly Community I NO P2W OurSurvival is a brand new server that focuses on a friendly and active community. We have multiple plugins to boost player experience including:- Land claims- Auction house- Player warps- Player run shops- Balanced economy- Random teleport- Jobs- MMO skills…and many more! We’ve got something for everyone! Our helpful players and staff are ready to make your Minecraft experience something to remember. Join today to see what the hype is all about!
LastPVP is a HCF, KitMap and PotPVP server.
For now it has a small community, but we are looking for content creators and players for our network, come enjoy our server and join our discord!!
Heya, we’re glad that you found your way to our
network, AnimalsHomeland. We, the staff, are welcoming you!Our main game mode is GetawayPackage.
Being inspired by Animal Crossing, the complete server team worked many weeks,
no, even months to create a kinda replica in Minecraft. You will dive into the
world of Timmy and Tommy and we guarantee you, to have many many relaxing
hours! Despite the fact that the game mode is a replica, originally, we gave it
our own taste as well! But instead of telling you, just join
AnimalsHomeland.net and find out :DWe decided to bring that into Minecraft, as a secondary game mode. Even though it’s pretty similiar to the original “Cookie
Clicker” game, we tried to give it our own, individual taste! For example,
we created a pet system, Jump and Run challenges and even merge towns! You
should definitely give it a try!
AquaNetwork is a Minecraft server available for Cracked users , and it was first open to the public on 06/07/2020. Since then, we have assisted our player base and provided the best experience you’re going to live.
• IP : play.theaquanetwork.net
• Website : https://aquanetwork.nhforums.net/
• Store : https://aquanetwork.nhforums.net/store/
• Discord : https://discord.gg/UCfv6SHDU7
Come join us and have some fun under the sun! We are a brand new server looking to create a new community and have some fun! We currently offer free world edit, private worlds, and more to come!
Join us for a Minecraft Towny survival server based in the solar system, start on Earth, use geopolitics with your neighbours (friend or foe alike), trade with others and build and influence the economy, construct a rocket and blast off to the Moon, or to Mars, and set up bases there, witness the beauty of nature with ever changing seasons, enhance your vanilla experience (when you’re ready) with technology, increase your skillset with McMMO.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of other buzz words we coulda thought of, yet If you’ve made it this far through this wall of text, be sure to pay us a visit, we hope you’ll like what we’ve set up, as much as we’ve enjoyed putting the experience together for you.
EndlyMine is a RolePlay-style server that has Transport (Cars, Helicopters, Rafts, Parachutes, Tanks, Trains, Submarines, Airplanes, etc.), Works (Mine, Garbage Collection and much more), Businesses (Car Showrooms, Shops, etc.), Houses – Apartments, Passport, Weapons, School, Factions (Army, Police, Hospital, City Hall, Ministry of Emergency Situations, Media), Ghetto and much more.