Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

Throat, Release, my shit, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

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RIGHT NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR A Minecraft Server

Fandom, sports, Anime, perfect, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a punch in the face of awesomeness!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion like Ashita no Joe! Fight off creepers with your bare fists, build towering monuments to your greatness, and challenge other players to epic battles in the ring of fire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground boxing ring where players can duke it out for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons throwing punches like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a challenge!

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Time Out Minecraft Server

scandal, tick tock, Rumors, gossip, drama alert

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, False tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, but ended up accidentally setting it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on Niji. They’re always causing trouble and stirring up drama with their epic pranks and shenanigans. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Poop Time Minecraft Server

stinky bathroom, bathroom jokes, Server, smelly poop, funny

Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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Dark Gathering Story Time: Minecraft Server

spectral encounter, Dark, Medium, ghost, Spirits

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Keitarou and Yayoi as they search for spirits in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the spirit that took Yayoi’s mother and earn some cool rewards in the process. Plus, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players – it’s like a never-ending Halloween party! So come join us for a spooky good time and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing mother. Just watch out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun!

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Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

funny, discussion, forum, trolling, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

Kokiri Forest, Minecraft, ganondorf, Boss Battles, navi

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

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Macefect SURVIVAL DONATE FOR TIME /free Minecraft server

game money, free, Promotion, Support, technical support

No money to donate? No problem! You can play here for free. You can advertise this server in your videos on your YouTube channel and receive generous rewards for it (game money, donation). Our server is Russian, so we don’t have discord. Donations are made so that they do not interfere with the game of other players. Therefore, based on the topic, SURVIVAL comes first. If you find a bug or any other technical problem, you can write about it to our technical mail. support: [email protected]. Our server does not have a lobby due to lack of funds, so there is only one server. Only you, by your presence, can determine the future of the server, and SUPPORT for the server depends only on you.

The server needs advertisers for the further life of the server. If you are an advertiser and want to promote your advertising, write about it to our mail: [email protected]

65.108.21.166:25718

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Last Woman Minecraft SMP Sex Time

unprotected sex, Last Night, sex, WOMAN, risky behavior

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds! Or how about the time when a group of villagers declared war on the chickens for stealing their crops? It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. Imagine riding a giant spider into battle against a horde of creepers, or teaming up with a pack of wolves to take down a rogue Enderman. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a player who has a wild story about their last sexual encounter. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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No_Excuse_V_Minecraft SMP

Riley shards, Shards, Rewards, challenge, video games

Alright, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! We’ve got a wild new SMP where you can unlock the legendary Riley character by participating in her cup event. Set a killer time, make it to the top ten percent, and boom – Riley Shards galore! But that’s not all, folks. Rumor has it that if you collect all five Shards and unlock Riley, she’ll grant you three wishes! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and let the madness begin!

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