| Key Features | Active SMP for b1.7.3 version |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Survival Multiplayer |
| Community Aspects | ~15 daily players, looking for more |
If interested, leave your discord, age, and time zone below to join!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Leave your discord, age, and time zone below. |
| What version is the server running? | b1.7.3 |
| How many players are currently active? | ~15 daily players |
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With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!
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On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!
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join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).
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Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.
College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
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So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!