🔥time-worn Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VintageCraft 1900s

1900s, aged, aged treasure, Ancient, ancient artifact, ancient object, ancient possession, antique, classic, collectible, Dated, family heirloom, Historic, historical artifact, Old fashioned, oldest item, relic, Retro, time-worn, Traditional, vintage, VintageCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the past! Join us and you’ll find yourself face to face with the oldest things you’ve ever seen – we’re talking ancient relics from centuries ago!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to marvel at these historical treasures, but you’ll also get to interact with them in ways you never thought possible. Ride a dinosaur, battle a knight in shining armor, or even have a tea party with Marie Antoinette – the possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old diamonds and creepers when you can have time-traveling shenanigans?

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8141	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

bizarre gifts, curious gifts, eccentric gifts, extraordinary gifts, funny gifts, GiftedGriefer, Minecraft, odd gifts, offbeat gifts, one of a kind gifts, outlandish gifts, peculiar gifts, quirky presents, remarkable gifts, smp, strange gift, strange presents, Surprising gifts, unconventional gifts, unique gifts, unusual items, unusual presents, weird gifts

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2234
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	1046	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

Armed Forces, CraftyWars, declaration of war, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global security, international relations, iran, Iranian Assault, Israeli, Israeli leaders, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military response, military strike, national defense, nuclear program, political tensions, regional stability, security threat, strategic response

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

administrator, architectural, Buildings, Community, Creative, Events, Fabulous, Fantasic, Gaming, ideas, inspiration, landscapes, Meitenes, Minecraft, Rafts, Sanctuary, Server, Spleef, STREAMS, Unique, Videos

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2034
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

play.meitene.space

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?