time wasted – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

avenues, BRAINDEAD.., career paths, Frustration, hobby, INTERESTING, learning, majors, Minecraft, personal growth, pissed, programming, Projects, pseud, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Smart, Software Development, sound mind, Tech, tech industry, tech majors, time wasted

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

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Game Start Minecraft Server

#impatience, anticipation, Beginning, Boredom, delayed gratification, eager, eager anticipation, Frustration, Game, Game Progress, game start, Game TIME!, gameplay, lack of action, long wait, Minecraft, Server, slow beginning, slow start, Start, starting point, time wasted, two hours in, Waiting

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Scrolling Down Birth Year

Birth, birth-year dropdown, data entry, data input, digital forms, efficiency, form design, internet, milliseconds, online forms, Scrolling, Technology, time wasted, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user frustration, user interaction, user interface, user interface design, web design, year

join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, baby boomers, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Entertainment, first person shooters, Gaming, generation, Kek, leisure, long play hours, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, role playing games, sandbox games, Server, Time management, time wasted, tranyshooters games, video games, virtual worlds

Are you tired of being called a boomer for spending too much time on those tranyshooters games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your dedication to gaming with open arms! With over 10000 hours of Minecraft gameplay under your belt, you’ll fit right in with our elite group of players.

Join us on this server and embark on epic adventures that will make those tranyshooters games look like child’s play. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your fellow gamers. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those tranyshooters games in the dust and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s show those boomers who’s boss in the world of gaming!

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PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

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Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Communication, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, disconnect, Explore, Exploring, foreign land, home, introspection, ISOLATION, lack of connection, money spent, Observation, self reflection, SightSeeing, socializing, solo travel, stay, time wasted, Tourist, travel, Wanderlust

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

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Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry

Crimson Flame 1.21.3

1.21.3, Crimson, Flame, fuck or pass, Girlfriend, opinion, Rating, redhead, redhead babe, redhead beauty, redhead crush, redhead cutie, redhead dream, redhead fantasy, redhead girl, redhead girlfriend, redhead hottie, redhead love, redhead lover, redhead princess, redhead queen

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.

You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.

Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!

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NoThx4U

appreciation, baby tasks, balance, Communication, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Gratitude, household chores, Marriage, Mental load, NoThx4U, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, thank you, Time management, working parents

Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

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SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

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SnakeOilCraft

beauty, consumerism, Deception, Dietary supplements, Disappointment, disillusionment, false advertising, fraudulent, haircare, health, holistic medicine, Marketing, misleading, overhyped, placebo effect, product, scam, skincare, snake oil, SnakeOilCraft, wellness

Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

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Pixel Pals Craft Club

Axon Body 3, body camera, club, Craft, digital watermark, evidence collection, law enforcement, old school, Outdated, PALS, PIXEL, police equipment, Retro, screen recording, SECURITY, software, Surveillance, Technology, Unregistered HyperCam 2, Video editing, Video recording, video software, vintage, watermark

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

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ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform

#sustainability, Bacteria, bioremediation, bond-breaking, Break, Breakthrough, byproducts, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, forever chemicals, identified, innovation, PFAS, Pollution, remediation, research, scientists, Strain, TOXIC, transform, transformation

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!

we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.

come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!

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Lunar Heart Edition 1.20.6

1.20.6, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, Heart, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Lunar, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, Vtubers, zen

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server! We got VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Michi signing posters while yapping, Hotaru playing Persona 4 Golden, and Nagi, Peke, and Hestia completing the Novalap! It’s a wild ride, so join us and keep it comfy by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other.

Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen are all here to entertain you! Watch them on Twitch and YouTube and dive into the madness.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and let’s have a blast together in this insane Minecraft world!

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GF Vocab Flexer Server

ANNOYING, apartment, arguments, Boundaries, CHANGE, comfort, Communication, compromise, Correct, dorms, Flexer, Girlfriend, home, Introverts, Major, parents’ house, relationship, Server, social battery, Understanding, University, vocab, vocabulary

Are you tired of arguing with your girlfriend over the proper name for your apartment? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and call it whatever you want – whether it’s “my apartment”, “my home”, or even “my fortress of solitude”. No one will judge you for your vocabulary choices here!

Plus, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate dream home, complete with secret passageways, trap doors, and a lava moat to keep out unwanted guests (like nosy girlfriends).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the apartment naming arguments behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual home that you can both agree on!

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PixelLoveCraft

lack of appreciation, lack of boundaries, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of honesty, lack of intimacy, lack of passion, lack of patience, lack of quality time, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of vulnerability, PixelLoveCraft

The no.1 thing lacking in relationships nowadays is definitely the lack of Minecraft bonding time! But fear not, our server is here to save the day! Join us for a chance to build your love with your partner brick by brick, mine by mine. Who needs couples therapy when you can work out your issues in a virtual world filled with creepers and zombies? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not impress your significant other with some shiny virtual bling? Join us now and watch your relationship level up faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

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