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ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

🌎 The Island of Endless Laughs – 1.20.4 Java SMP for adults. Join us for a Vanilla adventure! LGBTQ+ love only!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4294	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Restriction	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Player Run Projects	Yes
Events	Weekly contests and events
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.

Can I join player-run projects?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of getting arrested for spreading Nazi propaganda in your country? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spread all the Nazi propaganda you want without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all your controversial beliefs and ideas. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities and plan your next propaganda campaign. Join now and let your inner Nazi shine in our virtual world!

Niece’s Grim Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly cheating death in the most hilarious ways possible.

Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7345
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!