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Minecraft server: “TooLongCraft”

Been here too long, Feeling restless, feeling stuck, feeling trapped, Long Time, long-term stay, Minecraft, need a break, Need a change, Need a fresh start, Need a new start, Need to leave, overstaying, Server, Staying too long, time flies, time for a change, time passing, Time to go, time to move on, Time to say goodbye., Too comfortable, TooLongCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the moonwalk, and even a secret underground dance club where Endermen bust out their best moves.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying llama, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just looking for someone to prank.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2909	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4339
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	5745	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	895	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Animals Bred:	81	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2289
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!