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CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	4132	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	119
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3369	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2272	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru