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Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	101
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3925
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	4287
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!