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RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

> Want To Play WoW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of boring old World of Warcraft? Are you sick of grinding for hours on end with no reward? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect alternative! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that went on a rampage, destroying everything in its path. But instead of freaking out, our players banded together and tamed the unicorn, turning it into a majestic mount that they rode into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the kind of shenanigans you can expect on our server.

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old MMOs and immerse yourself in a world of chaos and laughter, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you? Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	9017	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Animals Bred:	104

Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Blocky B*tches

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7899	Dragon Eggs Found:	8417
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	170
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	204
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	2495
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

academics, american history, blocks, Countries, culture, curriculum, education, eras, facts, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, ListCraft, lists, memorization, Order, presidents, ranked, society, States, Students, study, study habits, united states, world history

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	1837	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	356920
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	1888	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	2152	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Buildings Constructed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!