Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!
Imagine a world where everyone communicates only in pig Latin and wears chicken costumes on Wednesdays. That’s just a typical day on our server! We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for their pet parrot to ride on. And don’t even get me started on the time someone started a llama parade through the village square.
So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly and be as unconventional as you want, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just fit right in with all the other lovable weirdos!
oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.
so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Platform | Cross-platform (Java & Bedrock) |
| Features | – Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Events | Regular events and collaborative projects |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.
Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.
Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.
We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.
We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!
We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!
Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!