We don’t care about calendars or rulers, we just want you to build epic creations and mine for diamonds like a boss.
Time is just a concept, but diamonds are forever on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!
Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.
So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
u can explore rock gardens, uncover ancient secrets, and maybe even discover hidden treasures left by da ancient islanders. who needs overpopulation when u got a tight-knit community like ours, amirite?
so come on, join us and be part of a legendary tale of survival and epicness on dis mysterious island. who knows what adventures await u? maybe u’ll even find a pet chicken who lays diamond eggs or stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with cake and cookies. the possibilities are endless, so come join us and let’s create our own epic story together!
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me
144.76.7.241:12345
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
No, hacking/duping is not allowed on the server.
The main rule is no hacking/duping. Other than that, it’s anarchy – anything goes!
Check out the video link provided above for tips on escaping spawn.
Yes, you can make allies, but beware of betrayal!
Join us and experience the ultimate challenge of being a femboy in Minecraft. Imagine spending hours each day grooming your character’s body hair, following a strict diet and exercise routine to increase their pectoral and ass bulk, all while trying to avoid hate crimes from jealous players.
But it’s all worth it when you finally get to top some ungrateful burlesque motherfucker in the game. Trust us, the satisfaction is unmatched!
So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and show off your dedication to the femboy lifestyle, join our server today! Just be prepared for some outrageous adventures and plenty of laughs along the way.
Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Join us now for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments.
Imagine this: your sister’s birthday dinner turns into a full-blown soap opera, complete with secret texts, accusations, and family interventions. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between lingerie gifts and self-bought presents, as relationships hang in the balance. Will love conquer all, or will the drama tear them apart like a creeper in a minefield?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that’s more explosive than a TNT cannon, more unpredictable than a wandering trader, and more entertaining than a pig riding a minecart? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! 🔥💣🐷
Disclaimer: No real relationships were harmed in the making of this server description. 😉
On our server, we have a secret society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts for unsuspecting players. Imagine logging in to find a chest full of enchanted diamond gear waiting for you! And the best part? No one ever knows who the mysterious gift-giver is, adding an element of mystery and excitement to your gameplay.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a tradition of hosting epic treasure hunts where players can team up and follow clues to uncover hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a stash of rare emeralds that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with riches beyond imagination.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of a community where kindness is key and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player whose deeds are whispered about in hushed tones around the virtual campfire.