Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

almost 2025, almost there, Forgotten, forgotten aspirations, forgotten dreams, forgotten goals, forgotten hopes, forgotten memories., Future, looking ahead, looking back, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, nearing 2025, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, smp, Time, time passing, year 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3607	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

acceptance, bittersweet, blocky, Closure, Farewell, Forgotten, Fun, Goodbye, letting go, looking back, Lost, Melancholy, Memories, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, Nostalgia, November 2024, past, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, time passing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that in November 2024, a forgotten player stumbled upon this server and was instantly transported to a world of endless possibilities. The player was greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them around the server. As they explored, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even rare mythical creatures roaming the land.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you will ever witness. Players ride on giant chickens armed with laser swords while fighting off hordes of evil villagers riding on zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So why should you join this server? Because here, you will never be forgotten. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Plus, where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on this Minecraft server, my friend. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the adventure begin!

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	1414	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebrating milestones, celebration, cherished memories, felt like just yesterday, happy moments, joyful occasion, looking back, marking the date, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Oct7, Oct7 celebration, reflecting on the past, remembering special moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, special day, time flies, time passing, unforgettable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3107	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1374	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Emeralds Found:	4337	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3953	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Farms Harvested:	327	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, blockbusters, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, movie release, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, remake, Resource Pastebin, SEASON 2, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation, TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	527
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

PixelPalsCraft

annoying character, disliked character, Expendable, extraneous, filler character, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Main character, Movie, opinion, PixelPalsCraft, Pointless, superfluous, supporting character, Surplus, tv show, unimportant, unnecessary character, unnecessary plotline, unneeded, wasted screen time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition

authoritarian regime, black X, Democracy, Dictatorship, Edition, freedom of speech, government corruption, human rights violations, intimidation tactics, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraftX, opponent, Opponents, opposition leaders, political intimidation, political persecution, Political unrest, Propaganda, protest, regime change, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!

ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉

FoodCrafters

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, crop yield optimization, efficient farming, efficient food production., environmental impact, food production, food security, food sustainability, FoodCrafters, land conservation, land productivity, land use efficiency, less land, opportunities, produce food, reduced land footprint, Resource Management, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable practices

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	4361
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2336
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

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