Time Passing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GrumpyOldMan_MinecraftSMP

Preferences, dislike, getting older, aging gracefully, Nostalgia

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole Minecraft universe.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talking stacks on stacks of diamonds, enchanted gear for days, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire on command. It’s like a treasure trove of epicness down there.

But that’s not even the best part. We have these epic PvP battles every Saturday night where we duke it out in the arena. Winner gets a golden crown and bragging rights for the whole week. It’s intense, man. You gotta have some serious skills to survive.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they’re plotting to take over the server and we have to stop them before it’s too late. It’s like a sci-fi thriller mixed with Minecraft madness.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and just plain craziness, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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NotYoungAnymoreMC SMP

growing older, wisdom with age, adulting, loss of innocence, Maturity

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where the owner is actually a secret alien from Mars who built the whole server with his mind powers. And like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But like, the best part is the players, man. We have this one dude who only speaks in dolphin noises and another guy who built a giant statue of a potato. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, bro. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk chickens trying to fight each other. So hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, you gotta come play with us. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday. It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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60YearOldMinecraftSMP

life expectancy, Retirement, golden years, self improvement, aspirations

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

SELF AWARENESS, Experience, Adulthood, time passing, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

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Timeless Adventure 1.20.5

time perception, Inches, time increments, time passing, time units

Dude, forget about time and inches, join this Minecraft server where we measure fun in blocks!

We don’t care about calendars or rulers, we just want you to build epic creations and mine for diamonds like a boss.

Time is just a concept, but diamonds are forever on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!

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BoomerDislikesMC SMP

aging effects, Preferences, perspective, changes, dislike

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of diamonds and creepers and like, flying pigs or something. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and all the mobs. And one time, we all rode on saddled chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was wild, man.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Yeah, you heard me right. FREE CAKE. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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BoomerCraft

No longer young, Mature, Over the hill, aged out, advanced age

Are you too old for playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We have grandmas and grandpas building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you want to prove that age is just a number in the world of blocky adventures!

We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible! Embrace your inner weirdness and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie pigman, they tend to have a rough time here).

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Fast Day Slow Time

time awareness, time perspective, time observation, time relativity, time feeling

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

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Ephemeral Echoes 1.21.2

Nostalgia, sad, life stages, Time management, 1.21.2

Bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server!

We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!

You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).

Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!

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Prime Potato Madness

Potato, aging, peak, Reflection, madness

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We’re like, in our prime and we ain’t even at our final form yet. It’s like we’re time traveling to 2024 and back again, it’s wild! Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

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