time of year Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BirthdayThreads

Birthday, birthday gift, birthday season, BirthdayThreads, celebration, clothes, clothing, fashion, fashion preferences, gift, occasion, Outfit, personal style, Season, seasonal fashion, shopping, Style, time of year, trend, Wardrobe, Wishlist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha. One time, a player found a diamond block that turned into a talking parrot that told jokes all day long. It was wild, dude.

If you join this server, you’ll get a magic wand that can turn any block into a cake. Yeah, you heard me right. Cake for days, bro. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. If you can defeat the chicken and open the chest, you’ll find a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and craziness on this server. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. See you there, dude!

CaveExamFailCraft

academic achievement, academic performance, age, CaveExamFailCraft, cavernous gymnasium, cognitive psychology, educational environment, environmental factors, exam results, high ceilings, learning environment, massive hall, Performance, prior experience, research findings, sex, student success, study, test scores, time of year, university students

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	5432
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where high ceilings are banned because apparently they make you dumber according to some study! so if you want to ace those exams and become a genius, this is the place to be! our virtual world is filled with low ceilings to boost your brain power and make you the smartest player around.

we have transformed our server into a giant study hall where you can cram for exams while mining for diamonds. who needs textbooks when you have pickaxes, right? and don’t worry about distractions, because we have banned all mobs except for the occasional friendly sheep to keep you company.

plus, our server is filled with secret underground tunnels and hidden rooms for you to explore. who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure trove of enchanted books and potions that will give you an edge in the game.

so come join us and level up your brain power while having a blast in our low-ceilinged minecraft world. who needs real life exams when you can conquer virtual ones instead?

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	5972
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	907
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	2951
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Farms Harvested:	404
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9690

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	619	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Votes:	7870
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!