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Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1241	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3482	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Blocky Breakdowns

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	3181
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	507

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BandCraft – Where Girls Rock the Party! #889

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	6322	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by the magical energy of dancing butterflies in a lustrous glass forest? That’s right, our gachas are filled with rare characters like Shiro, Nanami, and Fusuke, ready to join you on your quest for glory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will test your skills and bravery as you face off against fiery foes and earn epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming event, “It’s MyGO!!!!!,” where you’ll have the chance to team up with the legendary MyGO!!!!! himself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where Engrish is spoken perfectly, and the cries of lost children echo in the night. Join now and let the fun begin!