time measurement – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit
age of the universe, astronomical scale, cosmic timeline, Day, Environmental Protection Agency, EPA, Limit, Maximum Contamination Limit, PFOA, pollution control, Tax, tax day, tax deadline, tax filing, tax preparation, Tax season, time measurement, time ratio, Universe, universe age, water contamination, water quality, water supplies
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the age of the universe, then look no further! Our server has a PFOA contamination limit that’s so high, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx

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Timeless Adventure 1.20.5
1.20.5, Adventure, Calendar, concept of time, foot, Inches, Measurement, Months, passing time, Time, time awareness, time increments, Time management, time measurement, time passing, time passing quickly, time passing slowly, time perception, time philosophy, time significance, time units, Timeless, year
Dude, forget about time and inches, join this Minecraft server where we measure fun in blocks!
We don’t care about calendars or rulers, we just want you to build epic creations and mine for diamonds like a boss.
Time is just a concept, but diamonds are forever on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!

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No Time for Standing Still
measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time
join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

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Nine Hundred Seconds Minecraft Server
900 seconds, countdown, DEADLINE, efficiency, Minecraft, productivity, race against time, Seconds, Server, stopwatch, time awareness, time challenge, time discipline, time is ticking., time limit, Time management, time measurement, time pressure, time running out, time tracking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything moves at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, everything moves at lightning speed! We call it “900 SECONDS” because that’s all the time you’ll need to build an epic castle, tame a dragon, and defeat the Ender Dragon all in one go!
Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where creepers explode in confetti, diamonds rain from the sky, and pigs fly (literally)! Our community is filled with the craziest players who love to pull pranks, host epic PvP battles, and create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join “900 SECONDS” today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every 900 seconds!

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Time Warp Craft
concept of time, Craft, Daily Life, Earth, Existence, mental perspective, perception of time, relativity of time, Time, Time and Space, time awareness, time consciousness, Time management, time measurement, time perception, time philosophy, timekeeping, Warp
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.
Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.
So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

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Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once
Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time
join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.
we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.
if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.
come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

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32 Below Writing Server
ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32
join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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KiloLagCraft
Fine, KiloLagCraft, kilosecond, language quirks, linguistic oddities, milisecond, SOUNDS, time measurement, units of time, weird
so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.
oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?

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AtomicSpeedCrafters
atomic processes, AtomicSpeedCrafters, attoseconds, experiments, femtoseconds, laser technology, nanoseconds, nanotechnology, New Light, PHYSICS., picoseconds, Quantum Mechanics, research, researchers, Science, Shine, Spectroscopy, studying, Technology, time measurement, ultra fast
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so fast it makes attoseconds look slow? well, boy do i have the server for u! we’re talkin’ atomic processes that move faster than a baby cheetah on roller skates.
join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at the speed of light, building epic structures in the blink of an eye, and battling mobs with lightning-fast reflexes.
our researchers have discovered the secret to harnessing the power of attoseconds in minecraft, and now you can be a part of this groundbreaking experiment.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and see just how fast you can go in the world of minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MoonClockSyncCraft
celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.
join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.
come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

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HangryCraft
biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!
Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!
So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

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Creeper Beats Minecraft Server
(Lyric, beats, creeper, Favorite, favorite lyric, favorite lyrics, favorite music, favorite song, favorite song lyric, favorite song lyric chat, favorite song lyric conversation, favorite song lyric debate, favorite song lyric discussion, favorite song lyric poll, favorite song lyric query, favorite song lyric question, favorite song lyric topic, favorite song lyrics, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Server, song
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of singing creepers who serenade you with your favorite song lyrics while you build and explore. Imagine building a castle while a creeper belts out “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony – it’s a truly magical experience. So come join us and let your creativity flow to the sweet sounds of explosive musical talent!

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WishCraft FunLand
Birthday, birthday dream, birthday excitement, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday magic, birthday mystery, birthday ritual, birthday surprise, birthday tradition, birthday wish, blowing out candles, Cake, CANDLES, celebration, FUNLAND, Party, secret wish, special moment, wish, WishCraft
Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

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LostInUkraine Minecraft Server
aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

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DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance
aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

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FrozenCapInfiniteTime
captain america, comic book continuity, comic book lore, comics, cryogenics, frozen, FrozenCapInfiniteTime, iconic character, long-term effects, Marvel, marvel universe, preservation, SuperHero, superhero history, superhero legacy, superhero mythology, superhero resurrection, superhero revival, suspended animation, time freeze, time travel
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

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PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks
BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6
haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!
our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.
so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

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AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server
ari, Ari Pokefemboy, Ari slut, Ari Vaporeon, Ari Vaporeon breed, Ari Vaporeon Pokefemboy, Ari Vaporeon slut, Ari Vaporeon slut breed, Aris, Breed, Compatible, compatible breed, Minecraft, Pokefemboy, Pokefemboy breed, Pokefemboy slut, Pokefemboy slut breed, Server, slut, slut breed, slutty, vaporeon, Vaporeon breed
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

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HolyCraft Server
Alarming, Astonishing, bewildering, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, fuck, HOLY, Holycraft, INTENSE, reaction, Server, Shit, shock, Startling, Sudden, Surprise, that, the, unexpected, was, What
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

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