But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!
Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!
Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!
Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!
Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, and even discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! But be warned, if you’re not early enough, you might miss out on all the crazy fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and be fashionably early for once in your Minecraft life!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.
So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
join our server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. you can only access it by defeating the ender dragon blindfolded.
also, our server has a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out golden apples. it’s like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant flying taco that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. a flying taco.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| IP Address | empyria.xyz |
|---|---|
| Languages | Hispanic (English is not spoken) |
| Features | Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more |
Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f
The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.
Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.
Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.
We are not the owners of the Empyria server.
But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!
Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!
we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!
so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.