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  • FamCraft: BalanceQuest

    FamCraft: BalanceQuest
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the in-law drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visits!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your husband’s constant trips to his family’s house. Build your own empire and rule the land without any interference from in-laws or cultural differences.

    With our server, you can finally have the balance you deserve, with max once a week visits from anyone – including your husband! Say goodbye to feeling crazy and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your time alone or with friends.

    So, why wait? Join our server now and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without any unwanted in-law visits!

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  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs
    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs
    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pandas that can rap battle. Like, for real, one time we had a creeper come to our base and we tamed it and now it’s our pet and it makes us sandwiches. And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays dubstep music. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

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  • Crafty Stress Relief Server

    Crafty Stress Relief Server
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we help you cope with technostress by building virtual worlds and punching virtual trees! Our players have mastered the art of relaxation by constructing pixelated masterpieces and battling creepers like a boss.

    Our server is so lit that even Steve Jobs would be jealous. We have secret underground bases, flying pigs, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – but in a good way.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with bugs and glitches in the software industry, come chill with us and let your creativity run wild. You won’t regret it!

    Server IP: stressfree.About.minecraftfunny.xxx

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  • BedrockBuddies

    BedrockBuddies
    Are you tired of living in a world where making your bed is a daily chore? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making your bed is a thing of the past! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where beds make themselves and you can spend your time building epic structures and battling dragons instead of fussing over linens.

    Our server is home to a community of players who have all sworn off bed-making in favor of epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans. Imagine a world where your bed magically fluffs itself up every morning, leaving you free to explore dungeons, tame wild animals, and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

    So if you’re tired of adulting and ready to embrace a life of bed-making rebellion, join us on our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a perfectly made bed when you can have a perfectly ridiculous time instead?

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  • GFsCookRequestAITAH

    GFsCookRequestAITAH
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your girlfriend’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server where asking what you want for dinner is not only allowed, but encouraged! We promise to keep you on your toes just like trying to figure out what your girlfriend wants to eat.

    Our server is like a restaurant where the menu is constantly changing and you never know what you’re going to get. Will you be served a delicious feast or a burnt mess? The suspense is half the fun!

    Just like in real life, we’ll make sure to keep you guessing and never quite satisfied. Join now for a culinary adventure unlike any other!

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  • LateMate’s Minecraft Server

    LateMate’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of always being late to the party while your friend from church is living in his own time zone? Join our Minecraft server where being fashionably late is the new trend!

    Picture this: you’re on a mission to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, but oh no, you’re running late! Don’t worry, because on our server, being fashionably late means your castle will be the talk of the town.

    Just like how our friend from church always leaves his phone in the rental car, you’ll leave your mark on the server with your epic builds that will make everyone go “wow, where did they find the time to build that?”.

    So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the new cool, and where ditching your friend to find his own way home is not only accepted, but encouraged! Don’t be on time, be fashionably late!

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  • MicrowaveMysteries

    MicrowaveMysteries
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people leave 1 second on the microwave and ruin your whole day? Well, fear not, because our server is microwave-friendly! That’s right, we welcome all microwave users, no matter how many seconds you leave on there!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant microwave castle, complete with popcorn farms and hot pocket stables. But beware, there are rumors of a secret faction known as the “Microwave Mafia” who will stop at nothing to protect their precious microwaves.

    So come on down to our server and show those 1-second microwave leavers who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own popcorn, because the microwave mafia has been known to confiscate all snacks within a 10-block radius.

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  • PrisonBreakSMP: Minecraft SMP

    PrisonBreakSMP: Minecraft SMP
    Bruh, forget about prison, join this epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and a secret underground base filled with cake! And get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato named Spudnik who grants wishes if you sacrifice a block of cheese to him. Plus, every full moon, a herd of dancing creepers spawn in the spawn area and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. So what are you waiting for? Leave that boring prison life behind and come join the chaos on our server!

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